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"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
Duck visits the dentist,
'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'
"When we agreed not to give each other anything, I certainly didn't mean nothing at all."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, christmas, christmas time, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, miscommunication, miscommunications, christmas time
'He said I'm a horse's ass.'
"C'est a vous c'e pied."
Tags:french cartoon, french cartoons, french, wrestle, wrestling, wrestles, wrestles, wrestlers, wrestler, fight, fights, fought, fighting, fighter, fighters, men, confused, confusing, confuses, confuse, miscommunicate, miscommunicated, miscommunication, miscommunicating, miscommunications, miscommunicates, misunderstood, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstands
"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"
"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
Tags:ski, skiing, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skier, skiers, regret, regrets, regretful, cold, the cold, cold weather, freezing, freezing weathers, unprepared, misunderstand, misunderstanding, uninformed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, miscommunications, miscommunication, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints
"A cup of java? Have you tried the Thai restaurant?"
Tags:dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, java, indonesia, thai, thailand, coffee, coffees, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, miscommunication, word play, wordplay
"Impressive, but I meant accounting tricks."
Tags:accounting, accountant, accountants, accounting tricks, imaginative accounting, trick, tricks, circus trick, circus tricks, circus skills, juggling, juggling fire, unicycle, unicycles, unicycling, impressive skills, impressive tricks, day job, day jobs, office, offices, cubicle, cubicles, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misheard, miscommunication
'Did you bring the tackle?'
Tags:fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing expedition, fishing expeditions, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishermen, fisherman, fishing tackle, fishing tackles, tackle, tackles, tackler, tacklers, defense, american football, footballer, footballers, miscommunication, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"She's giving me the look that says no - but I know its yes."
"Apparently you mistook my laugh of derision for a smile of approval."
Tags:miscommunication, miscommunications, executive, executives, business executive, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, business executives, manager, incompetent, incompetence, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, misunderstand, misunderstanding, bosses, poor communication, bad communication, no communication, disapprove, disapproving, disapproval
Two penguins gesture at each other
Tags:penguin, penguins, wave, waves, waving, gesture, gestures, gesturing, gestured, thumbs up, thumb up, approval, approve, approves, middle fingers, rude gesture, rude gestures, friendly gesture, friendly gestures, swear, swearing, flipping off, flipping the bird, give the finger, miscommunication, communication, miscommunicate, communicate, miscommunicates, communicates
'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'
"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
Tags:captain, gender stereotype, man, men, women, woman, captains, space travel, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, black hole, black holes, need, needs, miscommunication, miscommunications, understanding, communication problem, communication problems, want, wants, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, privacy, space, respect, mutual respect, hate, dislike, despise, aloof, cold, distant, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, misunderstanding, miscommunication
"No, you said you'd bring lemon juice!"
Tags:avocado, avocados, lemon, lemons, lemon juice, lemon juices, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tan, tanning, tans, tanned, rest and relaxation, r&r, sunburn, sunburns, bunburnt, sunblock, sunblocks, sunblocker, sunblockers, sun tan lotion, sun tan lotions, sun cream, sun creams, forgetful, forgetfulness, forget, forgets, forgotten, miscommunication, miscommunicated, miscommunicating, misunderstanding, misunderstand, confusion, confuse, confused, confusing, confuses, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterprets
"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'
"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"
Tags:boa, boas, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, python, pythons, feather boa, feather boas, miscommunication, miscommunications, homonym, homonyms, formal wear, snake, snakes, herpetologist, herpetologists, reptile, reptile cage, reptile cages, makeup, make-up, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, gauche, out-of-date
"When you said we needed to talk, you didn't say I needed to listen."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, rude, sarcastic, sarcasm, talk, talking, discuss, discussion, listen, listening, active listening, newspaper, reading, read, couples counselling, couples therapy, marriage therapy, marriage counselling, miscommunication, misunderstanding
"Yes, that is a pretty penny...but when I said that what the necklace would cost, I meant..."
Tags:literal, literally, figurative, expression, expressions, pretty penny, pretty pennies, idiom, idioms, take literally, taken literally, necklace, jewellery, jewelry, expensive, high cost, high costs, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, miscommunication, miscommunications, miscommunicate, jewelry store, jewellery store, jewelry stores, jewellery stores
"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"