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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
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'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'
"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."
'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'
"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
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"No, you idiot. It says 'I left you four brownies'!"
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'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'
"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"
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"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"
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"You're gonna have to walk now. This is starting to feel really gay."
"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."
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'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'
Fake wheelchair user.
"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."
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'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'
"No surgery. It just keeps him from getting crumbs on the floor."
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'Well, they are probably past the age where romance matters.'
'We've only seen your house from outside. You'd never guess that it was nice inside.'
"It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork."
Tags:hell, hells, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, paperwork, corporate culture, corporate environment, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, damnation, misconception, misconceptions, devil, devils, eternal punishment
"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."
"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."
"So where's the desert?"
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