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The Insanity Plea.
"This will look great on our bedroom wall."
"Promise? No more shenanigans?"
"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Even Bob's deathbed confession was lame.
Felonies - Misdemeanors - No-No's.
'I hear this judge gives everyone just a slap on the wrist.'
'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'
'After you told me you were a man of convictions, I checked. Sure enough, you've been convicted of 2 felonies and 4 misdemeanors.'
'Okay - which of you wise guys just goosed me?'
"The prisons are full. Check back with us in about six months."
"I've called you all here because you are experts in your own areas of misdemeanour...Unfortunately, I can't remember why..."