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The Insanity Plea.
"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."
Even Bob's deathbed confession was lame.
Felonies - Misdemeanors - No-No's.
'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'
'After you told me you were a man of convictions, I checked. Sure enough, you've been convicted of 2 felonies and 4 misdemeanors.'
Accounting Firm has door sign: 'No Felonies, Misdemeanors or Fines Since 1951 ... You Do the Math!'
Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'
Driver to cop: 'I have a prepared speech for such an occasion as this.'
"The prisons are full. Check back with us in about six months."
"I've called you all here because you are experts in your own areas of misdemeanour...Unfortunately, I can't remember why..."