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The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."
"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"
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'In allowing Harris to think outside the box, we may have just opened Pandora's box.'
"I take it you won't be joining the conga line."
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'I'm as generous as the next guy but I never give to secret fundraisers because I know for a fact that 120% of all the money goes on administration and these people all drive home in better cars than me.'
Breaking up was hard. The rejection, loss and emptiness. Not to mention all the nasty butterscotch ripple effects.
"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."
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Pandora's Change Purse
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"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."
'My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan.'
Misery Go Round
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"It's been three years since I took over, will you stop looking over my shoulder, dad?"
'Is the hose pipe ban still on?'
'I came in here to forget something. Now I can't remember what it was.'
'It's a shame you're always such a misery - you've got a lovely smile.'
Scrooge at desk. Woman says: 'Have you met the company's new Finance Director?'
The Miser's Arms