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"It's too bad you can't get federal matching funds, whatever they are."
Tags:matching funds, mizer, mizers, miser, misers, miserly, greed, greedy, government greed, federal matching funds, matching funds, cost-sharing, in-kind, fund, funds, funding, public interest, public interests, banker, bankers, banking, money-driven, profit-driven, campaign, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, money in politics
"I got it this far - don't stop me now."
Tags:you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers
"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."
"Now you just throw it back, apparently."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, beach ball, beachball, beach-ball, beach balls, beachballs, beach-balls, ceo, chief executive officer, greedy, greed, miserly, out of touch, out-of-touch, aware, awareness, elite, elitist, elites, wealth, wealthy, rich
Expensive Bird Feeder
Tags:capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, bird feeder, birdfeeder, bird-feeder, bird feeders, birdfeeders, bird-feeders, wild bird feeder, birds, bird, wild bird, wild birds, aves, consumerism, consumer, consumers, trick, trickery, captive audience, money slot, coin slots, money slots, coin slot, animal, animals, nature, wildlife, greed, greedy, selfish, mean, coin, coins, poor, penniless, hungry, hungry, impoverished, poverty, starving, starvation, food bank, food banks, foodbank, foodbanks, basic right, basic rights, uncharitable, miserly, unkind, inconsiderate, thoughtless
"Does this come in anything cheap?"
Tags:shop, shopping, shoppers, shopper, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, consumerism, consumer, consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, clothing shop, clothing shops, fashions, trend, trends, cheap skate, cheap skates, stingy, stinginess, poor, inexpensive, cheaper alternative, frugal, frugality, miser, miserly, astute, thrifty, thriftiness
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
Tags:wage, wages, scarecrow, scarecrows, stingy, greedy, miserly, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, collect, collects, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, debt collection, iou, i.o.u., advance, advances, makeshift, pay up, pays up, paying up, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, corporate farm, corporate farms, corporate farmer, exploit, exploits, exploitation, worker, workers, wage, wages, front, fronts, fronting, paycheck, paychecks
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
Tags:scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, dickens, charles dickens, alternative dickens, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, write-off, write-offs, written off, greed, greedy, greediness, accountant, accountants, accounting, personal accountant, personal accountants, christmas carol, christmas, miser, misers, miserly, stingy
"How soon will this be a remnant
Tags:fabric, fabrics, fabric remnants, fabric remnant, remnant, remnants, dressmaking, clothes making, fabric store, fabric stores, fabric shop, fabric shops, shop, store, shops, stores, haberdasher, haberdashers, deal, deals, looking for a deal, skinflint, penny-pincher, miser, miserly, vintage, 1940s
"I would, but I don't want to push you into a higher tax bracket."
Tags:stingy, miserly, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, tax bracket, tax brackets, tax, taxes, taxation, upper tax bracket, upper tax brackets, handout, handouts, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, charity, charitable contribution, charitable contributions, class difference, class differences, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps
"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, fast-foods, junk food, mountain climber, mountain climbers, mountain climbing, cheapskate, cheapskates, fast food, delivery, eating, food, mountain, mountaineering, mountaineer, climber, climbing, yogi, oracle, wise, spiritual leader, monk, monks, retreat, cheap, mean, miser, miserly, summit, hermit, hermits, guru, gurus
'Hi money,I'm home.'
'Are you sure 15 years married is Pot Noodle? I thought it was crystal.'
"We're in the his and hers onesies you insisted on buying ... and you still want the heating on?"
Tags:onesie, onesies, fashion statement, fashion statements, stylish, stylishness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, winter, winters, utility bill, utility bills, heating bill, heating bills, keeping warm, cheapskate, cheapskates, style, his and hers, men and women, trends, heating, miser, miserly, misers, thrift, thrifty, thriftiness
"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"
"Didn't you 'try before you didn't buy' last week?"
Tags:white goods, electrical goods, electrical store, electrical stores, shop, shops, store, stores, electrical shop, electrical shops, try before you buy, laundry day, laundrette, laundrettes, laundry, laundries, washing machine, washing machines, miser, misers, miserly, cheapskate, cheapskates, cheap, cheapness, laundry chore, laundry chores
'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'
"Happy Golden Anniversary, dear."
'Two can live as cheaply as one, but I refuse to live with a cheapskate.'
"So, Dad, what would you do if you won the lottery?"
"$100?! Of course we'll make a donation! At Auto y Rod Inc., we care about pitching in to do our fair share."
Tags:baldo, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, store owner, store owners, stingy, greedy, miserly, pitch in, pitches in, pitching in, fair share, fair shares, deduction, deductions, paycheck, paychecks, contribute, contributes, contributing, contribution, contributions
'Cecil takes me to the museum every Saturday.' - 'What's he studying, economy?'
'I lost my ball. The string broke.'
'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'
'You're clever - but miserly.'