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'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'
Tags:koala, koalas, koala bear, koala bears, bear, bears, mishear, mishears, misheard, mishearing, cola, drink, drinks, drinking, drank, order, orders, ordering, ordered, orderer, orderers, customer, customers, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, fast food, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"To hell with you, too."
Tags:to hell with you, peace be with you, priest, priests, mass, masses, catholic, catholics, catholic church, catholic mass, catholic masses, church service, church services, mishear, mishears, mishearing, misheard, faux pas, automatic response, automatic responses, inappropriate response, inappropriate responses, profanity, profane, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers
'Mentor? I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a TORmentor.'
'You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear!'
Things That It Wasn't
Tags:adam, eve, adam and steve, misheard, mishear, mishearing, misunderstood, misunderstanding, alternate, alternate universe, parallel universe, evel, knievel, evel knievel, saturday, saturday night, garden of good and evil, steve mcqueen, mic up, mixups, mix-ups, mix-up, hear, hearing, comprehension, comprehend, film, films, movie, movies, pop culture, reference, famous, fame
"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"
"What the hell do you want kelp for?"
Tags:dog, dogs, rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog owner, dog owners, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, misheard, mishear, mishearing
'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'
'I said we should try PLAN B.'
Nigel had slightly misheard the career guidance officer's advice, cop dusting turned out to be a far less exciting occupation than he had hoped for...
Tags:misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misheard, mishearing, career, careers, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, counselors, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, guidance, crop dusting, crop duster, crop dusters, feather duster, feather dusters, career plan, career plans, career path, career paths
'No, not mental --- metal fatigue.'
"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."
"No, Grandpa. I asked for ANISE cookies."
"I didn't say you were hard of herring, I said hearing."
"Are you sure he's saying 'Death to the infielders'?"
Tags:translation, translator, translators, translating, lost in translation, translating errors, infielder, infielders, baseball, baseball players, baseball player, baseball lover, baseball lovers, terrorism, intelligence, national security, counter-terrorism, counterterrorism, anti-terrorism, misheard, misunderstanding, mishearing
"I think you need a hearing test."
Tags:hearing test, heating tests, hearing exam, hearing exams, hearing problem, hearing problems, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, mishear, misheard, mishearing, listening, geriatrics, geriatric medicine, ent
"Was that until death do us part, or debt do us part?"
Caddie Brings Sandwich.
'You misheard me, man - I said I was bringing two ageing babes, not two asian babes.'
'What Burl just said was to sit down 'cause he's not ready to take you to the store yet, Ma!!'
'I said I got a Christmas bonus. . . bonus. . . not Christmas bones!'
Deck the halls with boughs of challah...
Tags:christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas song, christmas songs, deck the halls, challah, jew, jews, jewish, judaism, jewish food, jewish foods, adaptation, adaptions, hanukkah, chanukah, brioche, bread, breads, melting pot, melting pots, mishear, mishears, mishearing, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas card, christmas cards, hannukah card, hannukah cards, chanukah card, chanukah cards
'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'