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"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
Tags:broker, brokers, money, moneys, money manager, money managers, savings, savings account, savings accounts, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, private accountant, private accountants, treasure, buried treasure, pirate, pirates, piracy, portfolio, portfolios, interest, interest rate, interest rates, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, interest, accrued interest
"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
"Damnit, Harwood, I'm not doing an impression of anyone, I'm firing you."
"Boy, I can hardly wait to take my shoes off...my dogs are really tired."
Tags:idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, dog, dogs, dogs are tired, feet are tired, literal, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, confusing, confusion, child's understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
Tags:chewing tobacco, tobacco, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, chew, chews, chewing, dip, dips, dipping, chaw, spits, spitting, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, rbf, hard to read, angry, anger, angers, emotion, emotions, emotional, placid, reassure, reassures, reassurance
"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."
"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
Tags:cup of coffee, cups of coffee, bottomless, bottomless cup, bottomless cups, refill, refills, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, cup, cups, fill, fills, filling, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, cafe, cafes, literal, cafeteria, cafeterias, server, servers, service, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait tables, waiting tables
"The mandatory high heels in the dress code is for women!"
"I think I'm losing my memory."
Tags:sd card, sd cards, generation gap, generation gaps, young generation, young generations, modern life, modern times, lose memory, losing memory, lost memory, age, ageing, aging, elder, elders, elderly, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, alzheimers, alzheimer's, dementia, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretations, misinterpretation
"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."
Tags:grill, grills, grilling, fly, flies, party, parties, get together, get togethers, get-together, get-togethers, grille, grilles, car grille, car grilles, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
"My two other wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too."
Tags:wish, wishes, three wishes, wished, genie, genies, grant three wishes, misinterpret, misinterpreted, misinterprets, deliberately misinterpreted, ironically misinterpreted, ironically misinterpret, giant hotdog, giant hotdogs, wiener, wieners, double entendre, double entendres, crude joke, crude jokes, visual pun, visual puns, pun, puns
"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."
Tags:bookmaker, bookmakers, bookmaking, book, books, book binding, book bindings, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gamble, gambles, gambling, organized crime, organised crime, arts and crafts, money laundering, money launderer, money launderers, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, synonym, synonyms, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, take literally, takes literally, taken literally
'When I said send in the clowns, I meant the sales reps.'
"Look at Bradley! That vile, loathsome creep! He tries to appear good-natured, but he can't hide the carrion-stench of his nasty black thoughts and evil emotions bubbling up from the dark recesses of his snakepit mind."
Tags:co-worker, colleague, neighbour, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, pot and kettle, negative thought, negative thoughts, negative thinking, suspicion, suspicions, projection, projecting, projections, thinking, image, anger, loathing, hatred, innocence, work, office, politics, negativity, misunderstanding, self-loathing, self-hatred, inner monologue, inner monologues, paranoid, paranoia, damaging thought, damaging thoughts
"And look! I have my own nail file!"
Tags:hire, hires, hiring, file clerk, file clerks, file, files, nail file, nail files, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, secretary, secretaries, hiring officer, hiring officers, hiring clerk, hiring clerks, human resources, hr, personnel, personnel department
"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."
Tags:christmas, santa claus, santa, father christmas, x-mas, xmas, yuletide, holiday, holidays, holiday season, jolly, jelly, jellies, jellyfish, jelly fish, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, job, jobs, employment, application, applications, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, confusion, confusing
Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'
"Gotta go, Lou, I'm pretty sure the wife was getting a Brazilian for me."
"Perhaps it's made of condensed dogs."
"Baldo, if you want a car, you have to work for it!"
"There! I finished my jigsaw puzzle! I'm so happy! It only took me a year!"
"Now this is a great car stereo! It has the coolest features! I've been waiting 10 years for this!"
"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."
Tags:baldo, fall asleep, falls asleep, falling asleep, late night, late nights, sports score, sports scores, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sport fans, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, wake up, wakes up, waking up, nap, naps, napping, late game, late games, late night game, late night games, baseball fan, baseball fans