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"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."
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Commuters do appreciate honesty...
"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"
'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'
"It's clearly false and potentially actionable. So change 'Turns' into 'May Turn' and we're good to go."
Kid disappointed with tiny dinosaur toy.
"I can't believe they advertised that movie as a cerebral, understated action-adventure, when it was clearly a mind-bending, quirky drama."
"Unlimited, my foot! - It's only good for a 24-hour period!"
"Oh, you misunderstood. The cars aren't half priced...the balloons are!"
"The sign means, all you can eat of the portion we give you."
"I'll admit that I did run out of the shop without playing for the shoes, but they were supposed to be the world's fastest running trainers...."
"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."
'Just as I suspected; that's not the actual size they serve.'
'Old age pensioners are admitted free if accompanied by their parents.'
Batteries Not Included.
Eat, Drink & Be Merry Medical Clinic: 'Okay, where does it say anything about, 'in moderation'!?'
'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''
"When we say our services are frustration free what we mean is we don't charge you for the frustration."
"How come in your TV adverts you're giving out loans left, right and centre?!"
"This promises to be the ultimate test of the public's gullibility."