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"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."
'The ad said Reduced 50% so I bought it. Let's not argue over semantics.'
'Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits...'
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Commuters do appreciate honesty...
"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"
'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'
'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'
"There you go."
"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."
"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."
"Not only our fishcakes. Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a granny."
"It's clearly false and potentially actionable. So change 'Turns' into 'May Turn' and we're good to go."
"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
"We Never Say NO!"
Kid disappointed with tiny dinosaur toy.
"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."
"I can't believe they advertised that movie as a cerebral, understated action-adventure, when it was clearly a mind-bending, quirky drama."
"Unlimited, my foot! - It's only good for a 24-hour period!"
"Oh, you misunderstood. The cars aren't half priced...the balloons are!"