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"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
Tags:dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, fiance, engage, engaged, engagement, wedding, marriage, married, marry, wed, bride, bridal, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, wedding day, bad decision, bad decisions, timing is right, bad timing, mismatch, bad match, incompatible, desperate, girl talk, women, lonely
Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
Tags:online, internet, web, webs, website, site, site, net, nets, ditch, ditches, ditching, cancel, cancels, cancelling, fire, fires, alarm, alarms, coffee, trader, traders, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, desperate, desperation, escape, escapes, bad, mismatched, mismatch, mismatching, close to home
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Tags:wolf, sheep, animals, wolves, date, dating, double date, love, bar, darts, animal, drink, drinking, risks, risk, wingman, lookout, friend, dart, favor, friendship, mistake, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches, problem, wool, teeth, man, woman, men, women, courting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Exactly what form of live entertainment did you have in mind?"
'What the hell! It's close enough.'
"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, insult, insults, insulting, jibe, jibes, grievance, grievances, petty, pettiness, bad relationship, bad relationships, mismatch, mismatches, mismatching, couple, couples, stockpile, stockpiles, stockpiling, save up, saves up, saving up, weapon, weapons, nuclear weapons, nuclear arsenal, nuclear arsenals, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, treaty, treaties, accord, accords, peace accord, peace accords, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, peace, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, war, wars, warring, couple, couples
A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
Tags:traffic cone, traffic cones, not tonight, wife, wives, girlfriends, low sex drive, low sex drives, hands off, metoo, me too, #metoo, read, reads, reading, ignore, ignores, ignoring, husband, husbands, mismatch, mismatched, low sex drive, low sex drives, bedroom, bedrooms, higher sex drive, higher sex drives
Twenty thousand leagues out of his league
Tags:twenty thousand leagues under the sea, jules verne, book, books, novel, novels, film, films, out of your league, out of his league, hitting on, hit on, chatting up, chat up, mismatched, mismatch, badly matched, bad matched, actress, actresses, actor, actors, bad chat up line, bad chat up lines, dating, dates, date, league, leagues
"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
Tags:dating, date, dinner date, formal date, first date, bad date, breakup, break up, broken up, broke up, dislike, mismatch, unmatched, uninterested, online dating, blind date, set up, run away, runaway, ditched, stood up, perfect match, singles, single, white lie, white lies, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, blind date, blind dates, nightmare, nightmares, rejection, rejections, harsh, rejecting, reject, rejects
'We have an opening for a square peg in a round hole.'
"Well, what do you think?"
"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
Tags:juxtaposition, juxtapositions, cartoonist, cartoonists, cartoons, meta, fourth wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, cocktail party, cocktail parties, odd couple, odd couples, strange couple, strange couples, unlikely, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, artist, artists, artistry, subject, subjects
"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage
"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
Tags:dandelion, dandelions, weed, weeds, weeding, garden, gardens, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower bed, flower beds, popping up, sprouting, sprout, sprouts, flower, flowers, flowering, black sheep, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, bad match, bad matches, out of his league, outclass, outclasses, outclassing, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches
The Odd Couple.
"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."
Tags:temporary jobs, temporary job, temporary work, temporary worker, temporary workers, fill-in, job replacements, temp, temps, temp jobs, substitutes, sub worker, scabs, mismatch, mismatches, job fits, career choices, career mismatches, wrong fit, work, roads, bridges, travel, transport, job recruiters, job recruitment, job placement
"I assume that's a no?"
"Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day present first."
"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, mismatch, mismatched, incompatible, compatible, incompatibility, compatibility, rejection, reject, not a good fit, key, keys, music, ringtone, ringtones, opposites, opposite, similar, similarity, similarities, slight difference, date, dating, dates, musician, musicians, music lover, superficial, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, commodification
"Henry, I'm beginning to think we're on different career paths."
"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."
"That tree doesn't belong in this room."
'You Know Who got into my closet.'
"You want only happiness, Douglas. I want wealth, power, fame, and happiness."
Tags:happy, happiness, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, life goal, life goals, goal, goals, goal setting, goal setter, goal setters, proposal, proposals, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, fame, famous, power, priority, priorities, greed, greedy, wedding, weddings, wealthy, wealth