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Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent
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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
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Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
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'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Tags:wolf, sheep, animals, wolves, date, dating, double date, love, bar, darts, animal, drink, drinking, risks, risk, wingman, lookout, friend, dart, favor, friendship, mistake, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches, problem, wool, teeth, man, woman, men, women, courting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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"Dance with the nice man's little boy, dear."
A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
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'We have an opening for a square peg in a round hole.'
'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
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"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage
"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
Tags:dandelion, dandelions, weed, weeds, weeding, garden, gardens, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower bed, flower beds, popping up, sprouting, sprout, sprouts, flower, flowers, flowering, black sheep, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, bad match, bad matches, out of his league, outclass, outclasses, outclassing, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches
The Odd Couple.
"I assume that's a no?"
'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'
Great British Eccentrics.
"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."
"You want only happiness, Douglas. I want wealth, power, fame, and happiness."
Tags:happy, happiness, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, life goal, life goals, goal, goals, goal setting, goal setter, goal setters, proposal, proposals, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, fame, famous, power, priority, priorities, greed, greedy, wedding, weddings, wealthy, wealth
'You Know Who got into my closet.'
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
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'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'
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Stuck with another lousy blind date, Karen hits her emergency dating eject button.
Just 10 minutes into the evening, Betsy resolved to cancel her online dating membership.
'Stop saying that! There is no 'warm and fuzzy' in hockey!'
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