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Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent
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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, out of his league, mismatched, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers
Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
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'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
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"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
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Twenty thousand leagues out of his league
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'We have an opening for a square peg in a round hole.'
"Well, what do you think?"
'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
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"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
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"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
Tags:dandelion, dandelions, weed, weeds, weeding, garden, gardens, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower bed, flower beds, popping up, sprouting, sprout, sprouts, flower, flowers, flowering, black sheep, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, bad match, bad matches, out of his league, outclass, outclasses, outclassing, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches
The Odd Couple.
"They were on sale."
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"I assume that's a no?"
"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."
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'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'
Great British Eccentrics.
"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."
"You want only happiness, Douglas. I want wealth, power, fame, and happiness."
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'You Know Who got into my closet.'
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
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'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'
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