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'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Tags:wolf, sheep, animals, wolves, date, dating, double date, love, bar, darts, animal, drink, drinking, risks, risk, wingman, lookout, friend, dart, favor, friendship, mistake, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches, problem, wool, teeth, man, woman, men, women, courting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Exactly what form of live entertainment did you have in mind?"
"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, insult, insults, insulting, jibe, jibes, grievance, grievances, petty, pettiness, bad relationship, bad relationships, mismatch, mismatches, mismatching, couple, couples, stockpile, stockpiles, stockpiling, save up, saves up, saving up, weapon, weapons, nuclear weapons, nuclear arsenal, nuclear arsenals, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, treaty, treaties, accord, accords, peace accord, peace accords, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, peace, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, war, wars, warring, couple, couples
'We have an opening for a square peg in a round hole.'
"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
Tags:juxtaposition, juxtapositions, cartoonist, cartoonists, cartoons, meta, fourth wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, cocktail party, cocktail parties, odd couple, odd couples, strange couple, strange couples, unlikely, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, artist, artists, artistry, subject, subjects
"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
Tags:dandelion, dandelions, weed, weeds, weeding, garden, gardens, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower bed, flower beds, popping up, sprouting, sprout, sprouts, flower, flowers, flowering, black sheep, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, bad match, bad matches, out of his league, outclass, outclasses, outclassing, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches
"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."
Tags:temporary jobs, temporary job, temporary work, temporary worker, temporary workers, fill-in, job replacements, temp, temps, temp jobs, substitutes, sub worker, scabs, mismatch, mismatches, job fits, career choices, career mismatches, wrong fit, work, roads, bridges, travel, transport, job recruiters, job recruitment, job placement
"I assume that's a no?"
"Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day present first."
"That tree doesn't belong in this room."
"You want only happiness, Douglas. I want wealth, power, fame, and happiness."
Tags:happy, happiness, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, life goal, life goals, goal, goals, goal setting, goal setter, goal setters, proposal, proposals, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, fame, famous, power, priority, priorities, greed, greedy, wedding, weddings, wealthy, wealth
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, unsuitable, chief, chiefs, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, mismatching, throttle, throttles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'
Tags:girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, dirt, dirts, mud, muds, muddy, mismatch, mismatches, mismatching, mismatched, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, flower, flowers, water, waters, watering can, watering cans, bad choice, bad choices, wrong choice, wrong choicesthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Stuck with another lousy blind date, Karen hits her emergency dating eject button.
Just 10 minutes into the evening, Betsy resolved to cancel her online dating membership.
'Stop saying that! There is no 'warm and fuzzy' in hockey!'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, warm, fuzzy, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, demand, demands, demanding, soft, soften, softens, softening, manliness, hockey puck, hockey pucks, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, mismatching, wrong sport, wrong sports, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.
"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid."
Tags:incompatible, incompatibility, stupid, stupidity, iq, iqs, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, boyfriend material, girlfriend material, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, virgo, star sign, starsign, starsigns, star signs, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups
New roommates, welcome to Oswego Ewe's new semester.
'I asked you to take off the shoes because they don't match your outfit.'
'I know my socks don't match, but they don't get along.'
'Do you, Mary, marine biologist... take Peter, BP oil executive ---'
...now I just can't keep silent - those ties don't go together at all.