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Pants in the sock drawer.
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
'I've mislaid a scalpel.'
"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."
Tags:smart house, smart houses, smart appliance, smart appliances, smart lights, smart light, remote controlled, internet of things, remote, remotes, flicker, flickers, lost remote, lost remotes, lost flicker, lost flickers, new house, tech, high tech, cutting edge, cutting edge technology, lost, misplaced
The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.
"Now where did I park my car again?"
Inanimate Object Memory Loss, Keys on table, 'Where am I?'
'Do you know I only ever use my phone to phone your lost phone?'
LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town
'I've misplaced everything.'
'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'
"We are sitting shiva for Oren. He lost his Air Pods."
"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"
"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."
Tags:selective memory, selective memories, christmas list, xmas list, kids, family life, family life, present, presents, gift, gifts, kid, parents, backpack, holiday toy catalog, catalog, memory, christmas catalog, holiday gift, santa claus, santa, holiday, misplaced, hanukkah, hanukkah gift, festive season, festive period, consumer holiday, consumer holidays
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, predator, predators, prey, preys, quiet, silent, silence, eerie, deer, hair, hairs, misplace, misplaced, shock, shocks, startle, startles, startled, wrong way round, turn the tables, turns the tables, turned the tables, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
I Have Lost My Mind.
"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."
'So that's where I left my glasses!'
'Now where did I put my assistant.'
'What do you mean you've lost the key?'
'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'
'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'
'You remember my shockproof, rustproof, waterproof, dustproof watch? Well, I lost it.'
'I can't seem to find the crackers, but I did find my spleen!'
'Dang, Clem! Check the map again...Dis ain't no NASCAR!'