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'I ordered an aperitif not a pair of teeth.'
"Don't take offense, Zack, but it's 'Indians', not Injuns, and 'nuclear' not 'nuculer'"
"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."
"That's colon, not colin."
'I did it again. I said ano when I should have said año, so instead of asking how old her girl is, I asked how many assholes she has.'
'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'
'How is this pronounced? Seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.'
A day in the life of a serial mis-pronouncer.
The Rabbit and the Frog
"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"
"This chap was pronounced dead but he seems to have scarpered - let's call it a mispronunciation."