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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'
"Mother? You might want to rethink posting #Momswhoread."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, elderly parent, elderly parents, daughter, daughters, mother daughter relationship, social media, social media post, hashtag, hastagging, hashtag fails, hashtag fail, social media fail, social media fails, moms who read, misread, misunderstanding, misunderstand, easily misunderstood, alternative meanings
"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, baseballs, base balls, ball, player, players, sign, signs, misread, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, signal, signals, signalled, signalling, bunt, bunts, bunting, bunted, medic, medics, athletic trainer, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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Wait, maybe it's, 'Keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel'.
"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."
'His lips said 'maybe', but his eyes said 'hell no'.'
Thank You God
Tags:desert, thirst, water, dehydrated, water, water biscuit, disappointment, disappoint, disappoints, mislead, misleading, misled, false hope, false hopes, deserts, thirsty, water cracker, water crackers, h20, misread, misreading, misreads, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, false assumption, false assumptions, fine print, reading the fine print
'Adam, you read this wrong! It doesn't say we're supposed to be FRUITY and multiply.'
Bob misread the memo on hot-desking.
'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'
It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.
'I could swear the invitation said '7 am'.'
'Whoa... sorry, I thought the sign said, 'Karate Night'.'
'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'
'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'
'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'
Man passing travel agency sees sign in window: Go Away!
'Hmm - This speech makes sense.'
'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'
Wife to husband with grocery sacks loaded with parrots: 'It distinctly says 'a bunch of carrots,' Al.'
'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'