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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
Tags:cafe, cafes, dating, dates, dated, gender issues, gender stereotype, misread, misreading, mistake, mistakes, cross-training, cross training, training, gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, exercise, exercises, fitness, internet, internet dating, drag, ad, ads, personal, personals, finding love, love, lovelorn
Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'
"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
Tags:sarcastic, sarcasm, sarcasticness, text, texts, text message, text messages, misread, misreads, misreading, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, tone, tones, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, hard to read, difficult to read, prickly, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, modern life, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, internet dating site, internet dating sites, ambiguous, ambiguity
"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."
'His lips said 'maybe', but his eyes said 'hell no'.'
Thank You God
Tags:desert, thirst, water, dehydrated, water, water biscuit, disappointment, disappoint, disappoints, mislead, misleading, misled, false hope, false hopes, deserts, thirsty, water cracker, water crackers, h20, misread, misreading, misreads, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, false assumption, false assumptions, fine print, reading the fine print
Nelly's Nail Solon
'Adam, you read this wrong! It doesn't say we're supposed to be FRUITY and multiply.'
Bob misread the memo on hot-desking.
It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.
'I could swear the invitation said '7 am'.'
'Whoa... sorry, I thought the sign said, 'Karate Night'.'
'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'
'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'
'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'
'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'
'Hmm - This speech makes sense.'
Wife to husband with grocery sacks loaded with parrots: 'It distinctly says 'a bunch of carrots,' Al.'
'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'
'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
"Alice said the bottle had 'Drink Me' on the label but the only word I can see is Gin!"
Tags:alice, alice's adventures in wonderland, fantasy, fantasy book, fantasy books, fantasy novel, fantasy novels, novel, novels, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunkard, drunkards, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug dependence, misread, misreads, misreading, bottle, bottles, gin
"Shopfitter? Oh, I thought it was an ad for a shoplifter."