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"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."
"Never mind the water - we're missing cocktails with the gang."
A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
'I lost my job as a proof-reader because I some words out.'
"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."
The party, after you left
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
While You Were Here
'Jim's moment finally came...and went.'
'Bernie, you'd better get over here in the next half-hour or so ... They've entered the stretch.'
'Great, the world ended and I slept right through it!'
Dad says I have to hibernate, but I don't want to miss out on all the Christmas fun...'
'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'