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'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'
Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
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'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, anger, angry, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, bomb, bombs, nuclear, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear missile, nuclear missiles, war, modern life, modern warfare, military, disarmament, nuclear disarmament, disarm, disarming, medium, short, range, ranges, abandon, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
"Ordinarily, I lean toward a land-based-MX system. But when I have a few drinks I lean toward those little submarines."
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
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'A little higher Dinkleman.'
"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."
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Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.
Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
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"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."
Tags:anti-missile system, anti-missile systems, antimissile system, antimissile systems, missile system, missile systems, missile, missiles, bomb, bombs, fbi, fbi incompetence, incompetent, incompetence, china, chinese, foreign policy, foreign policies, chinese opposition, chinese oppositions, foreign policy, military technology, military development, military technologies
'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'
"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."
As the tensions of the cold war eased, the threat of total nuclear annihilation was no longer taken seriously...
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"You see, Murphy's finger is coming from North Korea or someplace, but my finger comes up and hits Murphy's finger. That's how the Missile Defense system will work--if it works."
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An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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"You can't have it both ways, kid."
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"Yyy eee sss !! "
"Uh, I think you'd better turn on the car radio, Martha...."
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'Hey! These target coordinates are the same... as...'
Army - Practical Joke.