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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
Tags:board, boards, motion, motions, short, shorter, chair, chairs, chair legs, away, holiday, vacation, absent, absentee, missing, demote, demoted, make fun, tease, shorten, play around, joke, prank, pranks, serious, formal, procedure, procedures, board of directors, teasing, pranking, pranker, practical joke
"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, back to school, back-to-school, first day, verbal, verbal communication, communication, vowel, vowels, spelling, grammar, language, languages, english, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenagers, teenager, missing, improper, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, forgot, forgotten, texting, messaging, short-form, modern life
"What happened to one o'clock?"
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
The Piano Dreams Of Home
Tags:victorian, victorians, beahc, beaches, seashore, sea, shore, coast, coastal, desolate, empty, abandoned, film, films, famous films, movie, movies, pop culture, culture, cultured, personify, personification, personified, personifies, pianos, piano, pianist, pianists, home sweet home, music, musical, musician, musicians, parlor, parlour, parlors, furniture, furnishing, furnishings, instrument, instruments, instrumental, classical, classical music, lonely, loneliness, missing, miss, missed
'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batted, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, choke, chokes, choked, choking, slow, slows, slowness, too late, behind, miss, misses, missing, missed, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, large bat, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."
"OK, now—this time for real!"
Tags:false start, false starts, miss, misses, missing, firing squad, firing squads, death penalty, capital punishment, death row, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, scare to death, scares to death, scaring to death, target, targets, targeting, targeted
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prison, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, freedom, free, liberation, incarceration, jailed, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, miss, missing, visit, visits, visitation, desire, desires, wish, wishes, regret, regrets, punishment, punishments, right, rights, human right, human rights
"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, absent, missing, work-a-holic, work-a-holics, overtime, working overtime, busy, too busy, work, working, job, jobs, career, career choices, family, families, broken family, broken families, money, rich, riches, money can't buy happiness, money vs. family, divorce, divorced, separate, separated, split, non-custodial, custody, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, limo, limos, limousine, limousines
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, life before kids, life after kids, life before children, life after children, date, dates, dating, theatre, theater, restaurant, restaurants, missed, missing, gave away, giving up, childfree, child-free, selfish, immature
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, holy land, holy war, crusade, crusades, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, off to war, going to war, going to battle, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, battle, battles, religion, religious, wife, wives, husband, husbands, missing, crying, weeping, sad, relationship, relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, ldr, ldrs, l.d.r., l.d.r.s, lord, lords, lady, ladies, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, find something to do, interest, interests, personal crusade, personal crusades, campaign, campaigns, movement, movements, going away, long trip, long trips, business trip, business trips
"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
Tags:car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscing
"No flag pin!"
Tags:military, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, flag, flags, flag pin, flag pins, missing, patriotism, patriot, patriots, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties
'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'
Tags:bear, bears, forest, forests, dump, dumps, dumping, dumped, rubbish, litter, litters, litterer, litterers, litter bug, litter bugs, wood, woods, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park rangers, miss, misses, missed, missing, recycle, recycles, recycling, recycled, toilet, toilets, poo, poos, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Center for the treatment of shank.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitations, poor shot, poor shots, shank, shanks, shanked, relapse, relapses, relapsing, relapsed, golf ball, golf balls, ball, balls, miss, misses, missing, treat, treats, treatment, missed, rubbish, useless, poor, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'When he started this shot, that wasn't a sand trap... it was just a divot.'
With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.
Tags:leave, leaves, left, leaving, leaver, leavers, college, colleges, syndrome, syndromes, suffer, suffers, suffering, sufferer, sufferers, empty-nest, empty nest, emptiness, miss, misses, missing, missed, son, sons, birthday, birthdays, lawnmower, lawnmowers, mower, mowers, memories, close to home
'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'
Tags:witch, witches, witchcraft, evil, evilness, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, monster, monsters, peanut, peanuts, kid, kids, missing, missing child, missing poster, missing posters, confession, confessions, confess, crime, crimes, police, cop, cops, arrests, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.
"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"