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"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."
"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
'When are you going to get it straight?'
An elephant missing a foot stands next to an umbrella stand.
"I know exactly how you feel...I once had to go the entire day with a broken heel!"
"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"
A man in a fruit shop shocked to see Pawpaws in the form of Animal paws
My parrot died.
A free wish? I could do with a new cap!