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"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
Tags:hammock, hammocks, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, missing person, missing persons, missing people, wife, wives, neglect, negligent, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, gardener, gardeners, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yardwork
"I've just found out what happened to the Hendersons."
"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
Tags:ocean, oceans, ahab, captain ahab, moby dick, melville, herman melville, white whale, white whales, nemesis, nemeses, arch nemesis, arch nemeses, enemy, enemies, rival, rivals, arch rival, arch rivals, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, search, searches, searching, missing person, missing people, find, finds, finding, advice, obvious
"There you are!"
Tags:missing people, missing person, missing persons, bureau of missing persons, there you are, found, find, incompetent, incompetence, missing people, disappear, disappearances, disappearance, disappearing, going missing, missing persons unit, governments, public service, public services, failing services, police, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators
Missing Sock Poster
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
'Doesn't ring any bells...'
"Has anyone heard from Stan since he went to the market?"
Tags:this little piggy, this little pig, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, market, went to market, markets, pig, pigs, meat, meat industry, missing person, missing people, missing, died, die, death, slaughtered, slaughter, went to slaughter, slaughtering, slaughtered for market, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
'Describe your wife please.'
"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."
"There you are!"
Missing: Have you seen these sheep?
Tags:little bo peep, bo peep, sheep, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, children's literature, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, missing person, missing people, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, nursery rhyme, fairy tale, child's tale, milk, milk carton, missing, lost, milk cartons
"What do you mean you removed all my husband's tattoos and now you can't find him?"
'He said he was going for a quick dip in the tar pits before dinner and that was the last time I saw him officer.'
'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'
Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .
'Don't worry. We have a search team out looking.'
The Thumbkin Myth is Born
'I'd like to report my husband mis...Edgar?'
Missing: Have you seen me?
'That's weird. I'm right here.'
There would be no search party. No rescue. No one even knew he was lost. He blamed the media.
'This isn't going to be easy but we'll start looking.'
'I'll put a report out. We find though that when keys go missing, usually they're in the most obvious spot.'
"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."
Tags:runaway, missing people, apron strings, apron-strings, runaways, run-away, run-aways, missing persons report, missing persons reports, adulthoods, adults, grown-up, grown-ups, overprotective, parent, parents, missing person, police, son, adulthood, millenials, adultescent, parents, empty nesters, empty nest, empty nests