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"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
Tags:hammock, hammocks, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, missing person, missing persons, missing people, wife, wives, neglect, negligent, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, gardener, gardeners, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yardwork
'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'
"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"
Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?
'He's not here. If you're lost without him, you can always stay and see if he tries to find you.'
"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"There you are!"
Tags:missing people, missing person, missing persons, bureau of missing persons, there you are, found, find, incompetent, incompetence, missing people, disappear, disappearances, disappearance, disappearing, going missing, missing persons unit, governments, public service, public services, failing services, police, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators
Missing Sock Poster
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
'Doesn't ring any bells...'
"We have to be missing twenty-four hours before I consider us lost."
Tags:lost, get lost, getting lost, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, missing, missing person, missing persons, refusing to ask for directions, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, man, husband, husbands, deflect, deflects, deflecting, refusing to admit, refusal to admit, driving directions, refuse to ask, refusing to ask, stereotypical, male, males, car, cars, road trip, road trips, map, maps, satnav, satnavs, sat-nav, sat-navs, satellite navigation, satellite navigation system, satellite navigation systems
'Describe your wife please.'
"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"
Tags:millmoss, dr. millmoss, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, trample, tramples, trampling, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accusing, question, questions, query, queries, missing, missing person, missing persons, explorer, explorers, exploration, naturalist, naturalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, animal world, animal life
"We found him sir. He's been living on Venus under a false identity."
Bureau of Missing Constitutional Rights.
"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
Tags:virus, viruses, bug, bugs, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, ill, detective, detectives, investigate, investigator, investigators, infection, infections, biology, doctor, doctors, disease, diseases, missing person, missing persons, suspect, suspects, wanted poster, wanted posters, contagion, contagions, contagious
Missing my hair.
Tags:missing poster, missing posters, missing person, missing persons, missing persons poster, missing persons posters, hair, hair loss, lossing hairbaldness, balding, bald, male pattern baldness, aging, getting old, middle age problems, middle age issues, hairstyles, grooming, beauty standards, beauty
"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
"I want to see you two in my office."
I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?
"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."
Tags:subtle hint, subtle hints, subtlety, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, hint, hints, hinting, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, boss, bosses, work break, work breaks, long lunch, long lunches, skive, skives, skiving, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, missing person, missing persons, poster, posters, wanted poster, wanted posters
MISSING! / a jigsaw puzzle sticking up a flyer to a pole regarding his missing piece
Missing human - answers to bark bark bark!