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"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."
Tags:chant, chanting, ancient chant, ancient chants, mantra, mantras, positive thinking, mantra meditation, meditation, meditating, inner peace, new age, new agey, development deal, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, cultural appropriation, miss the point, missing the point, missed the point, business, deal, deals, deal
'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
Tags:american football, american, football, nfl, national football league, concussion, concussed, doc, doctor, doctors, tackle, tackled, tackles, test, tests, diagnose, diagnosis, coach, coached, coaches, coaching, impatient, patience, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
Tags:greece, rome, roman empire, greek, parthenon, history, historical flavor, remodernize, remodernization, remodernise, remodernising, remodernisation, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing, american, american influence, fix, fixes, fix up, fixes up, ruin, ruins, remodel, remodels, remodels, miss the point, missing the point, bottom line, architecture
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'
"Oh my goodness – you should not be standing on a rolly chair."
Tags:suicidal, killing yourself, hang, hanging, hanging yourself, hanging himself, danger, dangers, health and safety, health and safety in the workplace, health and safety gone mad, missing the point, miss the point, noose, nooses, hate your job, hate my job, colleague, colleagues, annoying colleague, annoying colleagues
"We want to do the whole Jack Kerouac-'On the Road' thing, only with B&B's"
New York World's Fair
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
There's Waldo! And Nobody Else!
"How's the eggplant Parmesan in this place."
"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."
Tags:leak, leaks, plumber, plumbing, flood, flooding, leaky, service, service, maintenance, home, homes, home ownership, house, houses, diy, maintenance men, maintenance man, fix, fixing, fixed, fixes, furniture, interior, interiors, visual gag, visual joke, underwhelm, underwhelming, ignorance, ignorant, missing, missing the point, underestimating, underestimate, butler, butlers
Bob kept missing the point and was forced to wait around for the next one.
"Fellow Democrats! If we want to win in 2020 we have to appeal to either the white working class or young women and people of color. It's either or."
Tags:election, elections, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential race, presidential races, democrats, democrat, democrat strategy meeting, election strategy, election strategy meeting, voter, voters, voter demographics, white working class, women and poc, economy, out of touch, political status quo, miss the point, missing the point
"Every time your mother puts a bill in the machine and change comes out, she thinks she hit a jackpot!"
Tags:gamble, gambling, gambles, gambler, gamblers, bet, bets, change machine, change machines, casino, casinos, betting, winning, beating the system, play, playing, old, old age, missing the point, innocent, cognitive decline, grandma, las vegas, vegas, slot machine, slots, slot machines, jackpot, mockery, mocking, teasing
'Careful there, Mort, that's bleach. You don't want to get any of that on your clothes.'
"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."
The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
Tags:alcohol, alcohol substitute, alcohol substitutes, alcoholic, alcoholics, nonalcoholic, non-alcoholic, drinker, drinkers, drinking, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, health benefit, health benefits, healthy choice, healthy choices, healthy option, healthy options, diet, diets, dieting, useless, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, winos
"My husband! My best friend! My 1200 count Egyptian cotton sheets!"
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, cheat, cheater, cheaters, caught cheating, red handed, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling, divorce, divorcing, divorced, distracted, missing the point
Baptismal hot tub.
The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack
Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.
Tags:customer service, customer care, customer service desk, customer service desks, ring bell, ring bells, ring bell for service, help, helps, helping, emergency, emergencies, emergency button, emergency buttons, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, emergency worker, emergency workers
"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."
Tags:competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, make money, makes money, making money, businessman, businessmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retire, retires, retiring, simple life, living the simple life, bad habit, bad habits, old habit, old habits, old habits die hard, best, be the best, being the best, spirituality, spiritual person, spiritual people, man of the cloth, monk, monks
"I don't think this is doing me any good."