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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
'I eliminated all the platitudes and cliche statements, from your mission statement, and I'm left with this blank sheet of paper.'
'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
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'Every Christmas season, Don would wonder who was responsible for all the signs saying he ate there.'
"You call this literature?"
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'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'
"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"
'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''
"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its mission: To stay on TV forever."
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'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'
'Johnny, no!...the best revenge is living well!'
"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "
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'That's our mission statement.'
"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."
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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'
'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'
Today's Buzz word...
"Perhaps I should have called this an Ice Cream Social."
He managed to get his Mission Statement down to just one word...
'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'
"Brilliant, Ed! A slogan we can finally live up to!"
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Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'
"It's time to brainstorm our mission statement...."