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"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."
'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
Message: This computer is shutting down for updates in 30 seconds.
"Mission control, we have a problem."
'Come in mission control. First the good news... we've found a planet in the goldilocks zone.'
Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.
'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'
'According to the data it's sending back, we're all descended from little green apes.'
'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'
NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room
NASA Mission Control - Out to Launch.
"If there was life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"
"If you can't reach Houston, try calling tech support."
"Houston, could you tell my copilot I'm really sorry for what I said, and I'd really like to come back in now?"
"No sir, we won't be using the vacuum of space to clean up any space debris that may be in the way of our missile's orbit."