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'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'
'One letter at a time.'
'He's right. We screwed up.'
'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'
'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligator, alligators, golf buggy, golf buggies, steal, steals, stolen, take, taken, getaway, get away, getaway car, clean getaway, rocket science, let down, fail, failure, fails, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, thieves, thief, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'
'This isn't about me, it's about you.'
'I need to make an executive decision. I need to decide who to blame my mistake on.'
"Damn wrong wall."
'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'
'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'
And so began the nightmarish existence that would plague Doug for years to come.
'Dr. Hamer! Wait! That's Mrs. Tillman, here for a cleaning! Mrs. Hillman is the one having eight teeth extracted!'
'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'
3 days without an accident.
'Mrs. White, phone my doctor and tell him the pain in my finger is back.'
Tags:old man, old men, loss of sight, loss of vision, eyesight, vision, buzz, buzzing, buzzed, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, pencil sharpener, pencil sharpeners, sharp, sharpener, pencil sharpening, pa, personal assistant, secretary, doctor, doctors, cut, cutting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'In dealing with her disobedient husband, Agnes finally had to resort to a 'choke tie'.
Tags:seat, seats, seating, seated, toilet seat, toilet seats, put the toilet seat down, toilet seat down, mistake, mistakes, repeat offender, repeat offenders, offend, offense, offending, mistaking, mistaken, seat down, disobedient, husband, husbands, wife, wives, last resort, choke, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What were you thinking, Louie? We can run faster than humans, but only for short distances.'
Tags:elephant, elephants, run, running, runs, runner, runners, ran, marathon, marathons, sprint, sprinting, sprinter, sprinters, sprinted, start, starting, started, starting gun, fail, failing, mistake, mistakes, mistaking, failure, failures, nature, fatigue, fatigued, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You want the 'loan officer.' Next door down.'
Tags:loan, loans, loaned, loaning, loan officer, loan officers, loan shark, load sharks, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, wrong, next door down, neighbour, neighbor, neighbours, neighbors, borrow, borrowing, borrows, borrowed, borrower, borrowers, pay, payed, pays, paying, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I asked you to find my slippers. If I wanted to Google them, I'd have done it myself.'
"Must you work overtime? Haven't you made enough mistakes for one day?"
"It's a soluble aspirin you fool!"
'On Wall Street today, I made the common mistake of selling during a 'bust' market...'