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Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
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'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'
"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."
"Watch out...It's a TRAP!"
"If there's one thing this business has taught me...it's the vital importance of dotting the 'i's' and crossing the 't's' to make sure you're protected against ALL contingencies!"
A metal detector with mistletoe
"Next year No mistletoe!"
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'Looks like someone's awarded themself another bonus.'
"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."
Kiss of Death
'It may be Christmas and people are letting their hair down...'
Fletcher the Flasher gets festive.
'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'
'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'
'You have mistle-TOE.'
"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"
Tags:mistletoe, mistletoes, lackey, lackeys, yes men, yes man, yes-men, yes-man, sycophant, sycophants, sycophancy, boss, bosses, entourage, entourages, christmas party, christmas parties, xmas party, xmas parties, office party, office parties, butt kissing, suck up, suck ups, sucked up, butt kisser, butt kissers
'This is the part of the job I hate.'
"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"
Have a very Historical Christmas
Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?
Office Christmas decorations
"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."
"Kiss him under the mistletoe? I wouldn't kiss him under the anaesthetic."