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'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'
'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
'What the... there's the gold earring I lost when we did his triple bypass four years ago.'
'He's right. We screwed up.'
'One letter at a time.'
When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
'I believe you want the loan officer. He's two doors down.'
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Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.
'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'
'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
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'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'
'It's the latest Catalogue of Errors. And they've sent it to the wrong address.'
'I am more than willing to acknowledge my mistakes if someone is stupid enough to point them out to me.'
'I know I said you are using the wrong mortar, but!...'
'You're supposed to sneeze on your own elbow.'
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
'This isn't about me, it's about you.'
'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'
'His lips said 'maybe', but his eyes said 'hell no'.'
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
'I lost my job as a proof-reader because I some words out.'
'We can agree with me or you can be wrong.'
'I made the mistake of thinking the manager of a Christian bookstore wouldn't have a gun.'