Mistrust Cartoons and Comics

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I don't trust you any more

Relationship problems.

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"They don't trust each other to share research."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Nobody has any loyalty to the company anymore! Where did all the true-blue employees go?"

'We finally got an anti-theft safe for all of our most valuable curios. . . so if you want to view them, just ask Burl or me.'

'If you're so smart, how come you never invest any of your own money?'

'Of course I don't mind you wearing a padded bra - and since we are being honest - I'm not really a millionaire!'

'You have a pleasant and honest face, Mrs. Jones, and it makes me wonder what you're up to.'

'Our marriage is built on trust and understanding - I don't trust her and she doesn't understand me.'

'...I just have a general mistrust of people.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"He's just attention-seeking."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'

Customer frisks his bank manager, checking his pockets. Manager says: 'I'm sensing that there's a lack of trust here, Mr Trubshaw.'

Customer frisks his bank manager, checking his pockets. Manager says: 'I'm sensing that there's a lack of trust here, Mr Trubshaw.'

....why should I trust you?

'Of course you can have a second opinion. Let's just hope he gets here in time.'

"I need a new outfit for the office party."

'Ask him where he goes every December 24th - because he won't tell me!'