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'Smith, when I asked you to 'begin the tender process'...'
'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
Tags:history, historical, america, american, discovery, discovers, nina, pinta, santa maria, colombus, columbus, voyage, voyages, indian, indians, american indians, native american, american indian, native americans, new world, colonists, colonialism, colonial expansion, colonial, sarcasm, sarcastic, mistake, cherokee, navajo, apache, amerindians, indigenous, indigenous americans, europe, european arrogance, defined, racism, misunderstood, misunderstanding
"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."
Tags:harebrained, harebrain, hare-brain, hare-brained, harebrained idea, harebrained ideas, bad idea, bad ideas, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, insult, insults, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, compliment, compliments, complimentary, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
Tags:clean your ears, cleaning your ears, q-tip, q-tips, monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, giant, giants, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstood, mate, mates, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, get the wrong idea, gets the wrong idea, getting the wrong idea
"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."
Tags:analogy, analogies, business analogy, business analogies, football analogy, football analogies, incompetent, incompetence, bad employee, bad employees, take the ball and run with it, expression, expressions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, underling, underlings, lazy, laziness, saying, sayings
Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
Tags:english, england, language, languages, understand, understands, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, wait, waits, waiting, student, students, foreign, second, cancel, cancelled, cancellation, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
Tags:dead, death, deaths, fake your own death, faking your own death, board meeting, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, executives, executive meeting, executive meetings, shareholder, shareholders, bore, bores, bored, boring, routine, routines, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pulse, pulses, bored to death
'One letter at a time.'
Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
"Wait! Come Back!"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, misunderstanding, education, educate, sunset, beautiful sunset, sun, sunshine, setting sun, misunderstood, dumb, dumber, idiot, idiots, idiocy, race the sun, chase the sun, visual gag, visual joke, irony, dramatic irony, ironic
'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'
Tags:hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, environmentalist, environmentalists, crude oil, oil, crude, coal, fossil fuels, fuel, fuels, fossil fuel, wrong, misunderstood, misunderstand, misunderstanding, pollution, pollute, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, visitation, visitations, visitor, visitors, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, treat, treats, man's best friend, loyalty, loyal, confusion.confused, misunderstanding
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, con, cons, convict, convicts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, broken out, spot, spots, spotty, spotted, acne, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, escape, escapes, escaping, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
Tags:lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis
'No. I said, 'Inhale deeply, and hold your breath.''
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
Tags:zoo, zoos, children's questions, chlidren, child, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, monkey, monkeys, jail, jails, jailed, prison, imprisoned, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, animals, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misconstrue, misinterpret, captive, captivity, prisoner, prisoners
"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."