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'Smith, when I asked you to 'begin the tender process'...'
'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."
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"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
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Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
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"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
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"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."
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"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
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"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
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'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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'No. I said, 'Inhale deeply, and hold your breath.''
"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''
'He said I'm a horse's ass.'
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'
"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
Tags:affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, flirtation, flirtations, excuse, excuses, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chat up, chat ups, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
Tags:broker, brokers, money, moneys, money manager, money managers, savings, savings account, savings accounts, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, private accountant, private accountants, treasure, buried treasure, pirate, pirates, piracy, portfolio, portfolios, interest, interest rate, interest rates, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, interest, accrued interest