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'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
Tags:history, historical, america, american, discovery, discovers, nina, pinta, santa maria, colombus, columbus, voyage, voyages, indian, indians, american indians, native american, american indian, native americans, new world, colonists, colonialism, colonial expansion, colonial, sarcasm, sarcastic, mistake, cherokee, navajo, apache, amerindians, indigenous, indigenous americans, europe, european arrogance, defined, racism, misunderstood, misunderstanding
"A writer? Fantastic! I wish I had time to write."
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
Tags:clean your ears, cleaning your ears, q-tip, q-tips, monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, giant, giants, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstood, mate, mates, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, get the wrong idea, gets the wrong idea, getting the wrong idea
'One letter at a time.'
'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, head shrink, head shrinks, head doctor, head doctors, session, therapy, treat, treats, treated, treating, money cant buy happiness, happy, happiness, lease, rent, hire, rich, wealth, wealthy, misunderstood, misunderstand, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'
Tags:hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, environmentalist, environmentalists, crude oil, oil, crude, coal, fossil fuels, fuel, fuels, fossil fuel, wrong, misunderstood, misunderstand, misunderstanding, pollution, pollute, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Wait! Come Back!"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, misunderstanding, education, educate, sunset, beautiful sunset, sun, sunshine, setting sun, misunderstood, dumb, dumber, idiot, idiots, idiocy, race the sun, chase the sun, visual gag, visual joke, irony, dramatic irony, ironic
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, con, cons, convict, convicts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, broken out, spot, spots, spotty, spotted, acne, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, escape, escapes, escaping, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
Tags:lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
Tags:software, teen, teens, teenager, youthful rebellion, youthful rebellions, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, family-life, generation gap, generation gaps, computer, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, youth culture, misunderstandings, misunderstood, moody, moodiness
'No. I said, 'Inhale deeply, and hold your breath.''
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
Tags:zoo, zoos, children's questions, chlidren, child, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, monkey, monkeys, jail, jails, jailed, prison, imprisoned, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, animals, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misconstrue, misinterpret, captive, captivity, prisoner, prisoners
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."
"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."
Tags:vladimir lenin, vladimir ilyich ulyanov, lenin, leninism, russian communist party, communist, communists, communism, historical figure, historical figures, russian revolution, russian revolutionary, russian revolutionaries, marxism, marxist, marxists, bolshevik, bolsheviks, misrepresented, misquoted, misquote, misunderstood, file, files, soviet union
The Tooth Ferret
Tags:ferret, ferrets, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nightmare, night, tooth, teeth, dental, dentist, tooth fairy, toothfairy, tooth fairies, fairy, fairies, childhood, child, kid, kids, children, misunderstood, misunderstanding, listen, listens, listened, listening, listening skill, listening skills, threat, tension, tense
"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
Tags:jargon, jargons, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, pushing the envelope, envelope, phrase, phrases, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, management, manager, managers, misunderstanding, misunderstood, wrong, incorrect, getting it wrong, irony, ironic, ironies, dramatic irony, order, orders, obedience, obey, obeying, outside the box, thinking, thinking outside the box, typical, businessmen, businessman, modern, modern life, play on words, word play, word-play, ignorant, ignorance, idiom, idioms
"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, misunderstood, misunderstand, patience, party, parties, introduce, introduced, introductions, cocktail party, dinner party, bestseller, events, fame
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
"Why don't the women's movement and the men's movement get together and form a women-and-men's movement?"
Tags:movement, movements, equal rights, equality, feminist, feminism, feminists, mra, men's rights activists, meninists, women's movement, men's movement, misunderstood, misunderstanding, ignorant, understanding, equality, equal, equals, organization, combine, combining, politics, pressure group, pressure groups, flawed logic, chatting, chat, chats
"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
Tags:artist, artists, artistry, depressed, depression, starving artist, starving artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, creative, creativity, creative person, creative people, justification, misunderstood, lonely, loneliness, modern life, out of touch, modern times, alienated, alienation, sensitive, sensitive artist, sensitive artists, support, support system, supportive, spouse, spouses
'It's not a prescription. It's a letter from my son in med school that I'm hoping you can decipher.'