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'According to the hospitals new electronic patients records system he's pregnant.'
"Could you not call me Ray this time?"
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."
Tags:shark, sharks, great white, great whites, fashion, fashions, fashion week, shark week, combine, combined, fashion-week, fashion-weeks, fashion weeks, clothes, clothing, catwalk, catwalks, model, models, modelling, supermodel, supermodels, fashion model, fashion models, fashion-model, fashion-models, mix up, mix-up, combine, combined
"I'm a bird dog."
Tags:dog, dogs, bird, birds, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, birdhouse, birdhouses, bird house, bird houses, confused, confusion, pretend, pretending, role confusion, mix-up, mix up, mixed up, mix ups, mix-ups, swapping roles, make believe, play, playing, child, kid, kids, childhood, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunting dog, hunting dogs, determination, determined
'I ordered an 'iron condor' not an 'iron duck'!'
"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."
Tags:paper, papers, confused, confusion, mix, mix up, mix-up, similar, capitalism, worker, workers, capitalist, pointless, nihilism, nihilist, aimless, search, searching, office workers, office, work, workers, look, looking, searched, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, muddle, muddled up, muddled
"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, food, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, sandwich, sandwiches, baggie, baggy, baggies, sandwich bag, sandwich bags, brown bag, brown bags, paper bag, paper bags, confused, confusion, mix-up, mix-ups, mixed up, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
"Due to a mixup in the paperwork you've been sent to doggie heaven."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, dog heaven, doggie heaven, doggy heaven, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, paperwork
Stairway To Henry
Tags:pun, puns, punnyh, famous, famously, famously misheard, misheard, lyric, lyrics, famously misheard lyrics, misheard lyrics, misunderstood, misunderstanding, mix up, mix-up, stairway to, stairway, play on words, word play, word-pay, music, musical, rock, rock music, surreal, strange, stairway to heaven
"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Sorry, I thought you said sock exchange, not Stock exchange."
They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
"Seriously? You refuse to answer based on the fifteenth amendment?"
Tags:plead the 5th, pleads the 5th, plead the fifth, pleads the fifth, pleading the fifth, witness, witnesses, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, witnessing, expert witness, expert witnesses, refuse to answer, refusing to answer, mix-up, mix-ups, mixing up, ignorant, ignorance, constitution, us constitution, amendment, amendments
Things That It Wasn't
Tags:adam, eve, adam and steve, misheard, mishear, mishearing, misunderstood, misunderstanding, alternate, alternate universe, parallel universe, evel, knievel, evel knievel, saturday, saturday night, garden of good and evil, steve mcqueen, mic up, mixups, mix-ups, mix-up, hear, hearing, comprehension, comprehend, film, films, movie, movies, pop culture, reference, famous, fame
"Trick or drink!"
"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."
Tags:sport, sports, athletics, athlete, athletes, track and field, track meet, competition, medal winners, metric system, english system, mix-up, mix-ups, foot, feet, meter, meters, metre, metres, track and field, long jump, long jumps, screw-up, screw-ups, mars rover, mars rovers, mars climate orbiter, mars climate orbiters, math error, math errors, maths error, maths errors
"I thought I'd ordered a toaster!"
"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"
Wedding disaster #27.
Tags:wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, marriage planner, marriage planners, wedding planner, wedding planners, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, mix-up, mix-ups, disaster, disasters, mistake, mistakes, misunderstandings
Cat watching plug sockets.
Tags:cat and mouse, mouse hole, mouse holes, wall socket, wall sockets, cat, cats, socket, sockets, plug, plugs, electrocuted, electrocution, electrocutions, electric shock, electric shocks, static electricity, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, cliche, cliches
"For God's sake...haven't you heard of global warming?"