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"Let me put it this way, Haroldson. Here at Bannister, Redman & Pinter, we do not consider life one part Seagrams and two parts fun."
"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"
-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
"Hey buddy, why the Short Face?"
Socrates goes out in style.
Social worker wanted. Must be able to mix drinks.
"Shark? No, got it caught trying to fix the blender for banana daiquiris."
"Bartender, quickly I need a tiny umbrella!"