Mixed Up Cartoons and Comics

When the President's adviser makes a mistake.

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'

"I told you what I was going to tell you, then I told you, then I told you what I told you. Where did I lose you?"

"Something light and fluffy."

"I'm a bird dog."

"I'm all mixed up."

"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"

"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"

"Meow."

Seahorse. Land Anchovy. Sky toad.

Obfuscation.

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"Howard! You slept in the wrong apartment again."

Pillbug (woodlouse) in love with an armadillo.

'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'

"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."

Chinese Whispers In The Boardroom

'They got mixed up with the wrong crowd.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

"So you're those dolphins. We've been getting your mail!"