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'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.
"He has a very deft touch."
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"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."
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'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
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'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'
Cement mixer with mixer settings
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"Welcome Death, Inc."
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"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"
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St. Patrick's day mixer in Limerick, Ireland.
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'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'
Social Networking - Outsider.
'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'
"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'
-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"
The Media Awards Season Mixer
"An everything Martini, please."
'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'
At the Hamilton Beach company mixer.
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'
'These geek mixers never work.'
Scotch and soda on a drip.
'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'