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When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
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"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
Tags:techno-industrial, techno, industrial, music, musician, musicians, electronic music, electronica, german, popular music, pop, pop music, genre, genres, germany, rootsy, folksy, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, opposite, opposites, mix, mixes, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mix together, disparate, style, styles, stylized, stylised
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"
'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'
'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'
"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."
"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
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'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'
'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'
'Oops. Wrong freezer.'
"Pardner, this town ain't big enough for two cow pokes with the same ringtone."
"His name is Ambassador Dickel, not Mister Pickle."
'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'
'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'
Tags:policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, put your hands up, hands up, step out of the car, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mistook, mistakes, script, arrest, arresting, arrested, arrests, pull over, pulled over, pulling over, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"
C.I.A destroy 'Wicken Leeks' by mistake!
Golf and tennis.
'Says he came here to deliver a package.'
'I see you making the fortune 500... whoops!... Make that the indy 500!'
'Okay... who's the triple by-pass and who's the hang nail?'
'I have to stop getting dressed in the dark.'
'Being politically correct, we find the defendant not innocent.'