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"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
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When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, pirated, ship, ships, pirate ship, pirate ships, boat, boats, sails, sail, sailer, sailers, sailing, sailed, sale, sales, sales job, sales jobs, salesman, salesmen, hoping for, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, confuse, confused, mistake, wrong, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I think that should cover this week's news cycle."
Tags:shop, shops, drug, drug store, drugs store, check out, checking out, pay, pays, paying, news, news cycle, news cycles, week, weeks, week news cycle, concoct, concocting, make up, making up, lie, lies, lying, mix up, mixing up, newspaper, news reporter, news reporters, journalist, journalism, formula, formulas, ingredient, ingredients, chemical, chemicals
"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
Tags:techno-industrial, techno, industrial, music, musician, musicians, electronic music, electronica, german, popular music, pop, pop music, genre, genres, germany, rootsy, folksy, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, opposite, opposites, mix, mixes, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mix together, disparate, style, styles, stylized, stylised
"Seriously? You refuse to answer based on the fifteenth amendment?"
Tags:plead the 5th, pleads the 5th, plead the fifth, pleads the fifth, pleading the fifth, witness, witnesses, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, witnessing, expert witness, expert witnesses, refuse to answer, refusing to answer, mix-up, mix-ups, mixing up, ignorant, ignorance, constitution, us constitution, amendment, amendments
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
"Trick or drink!"
"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"
'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'
'Sorry, pal... you should've spelled it for me.'
"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."
"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
Tags:martini, martinis, blue drink, blue drinks, girl drink, girl drinks, cocktail, cocktails, nineties, 1990s, retro, update, updates, modern update, modern updates, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, color, colors, colour, colours, sweet, sweet drink, sweet drinks
'Dr. Hamer! Wait! That's Mrs. Tillman, here for a cleaning! Mrs. Hillman is the one having eight teeth extracted!'
'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'
'Oops. Wrong freezer.'
"Pardner, this town ain't big enough for two cow pokes with the same ringtone."
"His name is Ambassador Dickel, not Mister Pickle."
'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'
'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'
Tags:policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, put your hands up, hands up, step out of the car, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mistook, mistakes, script, arrest, arresting, arrested, arrests, pull over, pulled over, pulling over, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'
"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"
'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'
'I'm truly sorry Ma'am for mixing up the order. So, you're the one who ordered no fly in your soup, correct?'