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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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Clearing the castle's moat.
"To me, the Hudson is much more than a river - it's a moat."
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'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"
"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."
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"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
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"Swim across the moat but keep the pizza dry."
"No, thank you, I already have a moat."
"He's his own worst enemy."
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'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"
'It's my re-moat.'
'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'
'Are you sure there wasn't a moat in the catalogue?'
'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'
'I know where you live!'
"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."
'Now where are these trolls I seek?'