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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
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"Oh, that's right, Stanwick, cry—mock my inability to empathize."
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, bad manager, bad managers, bad bosses, insensitive, insensitivity, empathy, empathise, empathize, mock, mocked, mocking, hurt, hurtful, unfeeling, cruel, cruelty
"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"... and now let's have a moment of silence for all the innocent balls that were lost today."
"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, us president, president, president of the us, debrief, debriefing, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, fake tan, tan, tanned, orange, orange glow, haircut, hairsyles, bad hair day, mock, mocking, mockery, making a mockery, us politics, politics, modern politics
'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
"This year we're skipping the Christmas letter and going for a barrage of robocalls."
Tags:christmas, xmas, christmas holiday, holiday, holidays, seasonal holiday, seasonal holidays, xmas holidays, xmas vacation, xmas letter, xmas letters, christmas vacation, christmas vacations, christmas letter, christmas letters, skip, skipping, skipped, skips, barrage, barrages, bombardment, bombardments, bombarding, bombards, bombarded, robocall, robocalls, robocalling, robocalled, recorded message, pre-recorded message, pre-recorded messages, computerised voice, computerized voice, computerised voices, computerized voices, activism, activist, activists, trend, trending, trends, blm, black lives matter, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, social activism, social activist, social activists, mock, mockery, mocking, mocks, mocked, ridicule, ridiculing, ridicules, ridiculed
"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
Tags:jacket, jackets, person style, fashion choice, fashion choices, unfashionable, mens fashion, men's fashion, silly clothes, silly clothing, mock, mocking, insult, insults, insulting, laugh, laughing, laughter, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, bad date, bad dates
"I'd always hoped that our marriage would be more of a screwball comedy."
Tags:marriage, married, married couple, comedy, comedies, screwball, screwball comedy, tradition, traditions, traditional, love, love story, love stories, traditional love story, clean, cleans, cleaning house wife, house wives, chore, chores, communicate, communicating, trying to communicate, ignore, ignoring, being ignored, 1920s, great depression, satrise, mock, mocks, mocking, unhappy, exciting, excitement
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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Chicken Little's speech problems were a source of misunderstandings, mockery and sadly, a loss of life.
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"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."
Tags:sad, sadness, poverty, poor, peasant, peasants, peasantry, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, 1%, rich, super rich, upper class, upper classes, schadenfreude, monarch, monarchs, elite, elites, out of touch, cruel, mean-spirited, mock, mocks, mocking, bully, bullying, bullies, funny, laugh-out-loud, amusement, amusing, indifferent, desperate, desperation, desperate circumstances
"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
Tags:talent, talented, spoon, spoons, balance, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, food, foods, spoon on nose, incompetent, incompetence, idiot, idiots, immature, immaturity, childish, breakfast, restaurant, restaurants, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, friend, friends, sarcasm, sarcastic, mock, mocking, lunch, lunch counter, breakfast counter
"I'd like to now throw the meeting open to derision."
'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'
"We're isolating the obesity gene, but only to make fun of it."
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"...Talk about stubborn!"
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(Can we talk?) (This woman knows how to hurt!)
'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'
"Really, your Honor!"
The man who turned up with last years laptop.
"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."
"An early impressionist..."
"There's something to be said for this, there's something to be said for that. There's something to be said for everything."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, dispute, disputes, disagreement, disagreements, argue, arguing, mock, mocked, mocking, men, man, woman, women, intellectual, intellectuals, thinker, thinkers, thought process, thought processes, philosophical, philosophy, philosophies
"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."
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