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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"Oh, that's right, Stanwick, cry—mock my inability to empathize."
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, bad manager, bad managers, bad bosses, insensitive, insensitivity, empathy, empathise, empathize, mock, mocked, mocking, hurt, hurtful, unfeeling, cruel, cruelty
"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"... and now let's have a moment of silence for all the innocent balls that were lost today."
"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
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'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
Tags:jacket, jackets, person style, fashion choice, fashion choices, unfashionable, mens fashion, men's fashion, silly clothes, silly clothing, mock, mocking, insult, insults, insulting, laugh, laughing, laughter, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, bad date, bad dates
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
Tags:heart disease, zeus, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, greek myth, greek mythology, statistics, hit by a bolt of lightning, stat, stats, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely events, heart attack, heart attacks, heart disease, aim, aims, aiming, bad aim, poor aim, mock, mocks, mocking, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, disrespectful, throw, throws, throwing, bad shot, bad shots
"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."
Tags:sad, sadness, poverty, poor, peasant, peasants, peasantry, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, 1%, rich, super rich, upper class, upper classes, schadenfreude, monarch, monarchs, elite, elites, out-of-touch, cruel, mean-spirited, mock, mocks, mocking, bully, bullying, bullies, funny, laugh-out-loud, amusement, amusing, indifferent, desperate, desperation, desperate circumstances
"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
Tags:talent, talented, spoon, spoons, balance, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, food, foods, spoon on nose, incompetent, incompetence, idiot, idiots, immature, immaturity, childish, breakfast, restaurant, restaurants, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, friend, friends, sarcasm, sarcastic, mock, mocking, lunch, lunch counter, breakfast counter
"I'd like to now throw the meeting open to derision."
'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'
"...Talk about stubborn!"
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"We're isolating the obesity gene, but only to make fun of it."
Tags:obesity, obesity crisis, dna, genes, gene, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, biology, biologists, genetic trait, genetic traits, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, obese, mocking, mock, mockery, overweight, weight, weight issue, weight issues, making-fun, make fun, making fun, make fun, insult, insulting, elitism, elitist, fat shame, discriminate, discrimination, gene isolation, modern technology
(Can we talk?) (This woman knows how to hurt!)
"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"
'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'
"Really, your Honor!"
"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."
"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
Tags:award ceremony, award ceremonies, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, mockery, mocking, heckler, hecklers, heckling, couch potato, couch potatoes, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, fan, fans, cynic, cynics, husband, husbands wife, wives, time wasting, wasting time, time waster, time wasters
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
The man who turned up with last years laptop.
"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."
"There's something to be said for this, there's something to be said for that. There's something to be said for everything."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, dispute, disputes, disagreement, disagreements, argue, arguing, mock, mocked, mocking, men, man, woman, women, intellectual, intellectuals, thinker, thinkers, thought process, thought processes, philosophical, philosophy, philosophies