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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
Tags:theory, theories, disprove, disproves, disproving, hypothesis, hypotheses, scientist, scientists, scientific, academic, academics, immature, immaturity, faulty, faulty theory, faulty theories, dunce, dunces, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, public humiliation, mathematician, mathematicians, professor, professors, bad winner, bad winners, competitive, competitiveness, competition, juvenile
"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"This year we're skipping the Christmas letter and going for a barrage of robocalls."
Tags:christmas, xmas, christmas holiday, holiday, holidays, seasonal holiday, seasonal holidays, xmas holidays, xmas vacation, xmas letter, xmas letters, christmas vacation, christmas vacations, christmas letter, christmas letters, skip, skipping, skipped, skips, barrage, barrages, bombardment, bombardments, bombarding, bombards, bombarded, robocall, robocalls, robocalling, robocalled, recorded message, pre-recorded message, pre-recorded messages, computerised voice, computerized voice, computerised voices, computerized voices, activism, activist, activists, trend, trending, trends, blm, black lives matter, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, social activism, social activist, social activists, mock, mockery, mocking, mocks, mocked, ridicule, ridiculing, ridicules, ridiculed
"I'd always hoped that our marriage would be more of a screwball comedy."
Tags:marriage, married, married couple, comedy, comedies, screwball, screwball comedy, tradition, traditions, traditional, love, love story, love stories, traditional love story, clean, cleans, cleaning house wife, house wives, chore, chores, communicate, communicating, trying to communicate, ignore, ignoring, being ignored, 1920s, great depression, satrise, mock, mocks, mocking, unhappy, exciting, excitement
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
Tags:heart disease, zeus, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, greek myth, greek mythology, statistics, hit by a bolt of lightning, stat, stats, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely events, heart attack, heart attacks, heart disease, aim, aims, aiming, bad aim, poor aim, mock, mocks, mocking, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, disrespectful, throw, throws, throwing, bad shot, bad shots
Chicken Little's speech problems were a source of misunderstandings, mockery and sadly, a loss of life.
Tags:chicken, chickens, little, littles, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, speech, speeches, impediment, impediments, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, mock, mocks, mockery, sad, sadly, hang, hangs, hanging, window, windows, cloud, clouds, fall, falls, falling, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."
Tags:sad, sadness, poverty, poor, peasant, peasants, peasantry, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, 1%, rich, super rich, upper class, upper classes, schadenfreude, monarch, monarchs, elite, elites, out of touch, cruel, mean-spirited, mock, mocks, mocking, bully, bullying, bullies, funny, laugh-out-loud, amusement, amusing, indifferent, desperate, desperation, desperate circumstances
"...Talk about stubborn!"
Tags:stubborn, stubbornness, rain, rains, rainy, umbrella, umbrellas, soak, soaks, soaked through, soaked, heavy rain, rainstorm, rainstorms, storm, storms, mock, mocks, mocking, judge, judges, judging, judgment, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgmental, brave, braves, bravery, braving the rain
'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'
The man who turned up with last years laptop.
"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."
Tags:computer, computers, old computer, old computers, old tech, early computers, crash, crashed, computer crash, computer crashing, tech, technology, told technology, old school, history of computing, computing, office, offices, work computer, mock, mocks, mocking, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers
"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors, glasses, spectacles, nerd, nerds, nerdy, mock, mocks, mocking, geek, geeks, geeky, four eyes, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bully, bullies, bullying, namecalling, name-calling, elementary school, primary school, primary schools, elementary schools, stylish
'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'
Grownups used to be young too.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island jokes, desert island joke, meta-joke, meta-jokes, self-referential joke, self-referential jokes, joke, jokes, amateur, amateurs, non-professional, non-professionals, inexperienced, non-specialist, non-specialists, cliche, cliches, cliched, overused, abundance, abundant, meta humour, cartoonist, cartoonist, mock, mocking, mocked, mocks, mockery, sarcasm, sarcastic, art, artist, artists
Fluffy's dog imitation was a huge hit with his feline pals.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, dog, dogs, pet, pets, imitate, imitates, mock, mocks, mocking, tease, teases, teasing, make fun of, making fun of, jeer, jeers, jeering, impression, impressions, doing an impression, imitation, difference, differences, wag, wags, wagging, tail, tails, pant, pants, panting
"From now on let's do our drawings inside the cave."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave art, cave painting, cave paintings, artist, artists, critic, critics, criticism, criticisms, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, mock, mocks, mocking, mammoths, mammoths, deer, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliation, humiliations, critique, critiques, criticize, criticizes, criticise, criticises, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, can't draw, childish, childish drawing, childish drawings, stick figure, stick figures
Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.
"Thank you for the religious pamphlet, do you have a number I can mock you at if the world doesn't end on the date you describe below."
Tags:pamphlet, pamphlets, leaflet, leaflets, flyer, flyers, handbill, handbills, distribute, distributes, distributing, distributor, distributors, religious, religion, end of the world, ending of the world, world ending, date, dates, mock, mocks, mocking, uninterested, unbelieving, non-believer, phone number, phone numbers, describe, describes, ridicule, jeer, jeers, jeering
"Mom! Everybody at school says we're just a bunch of crazy Victorians."
Tags:victorian, victorians, victorian era, behind the times, old-fashioned, dated, school, schools, parent, parents, parenting, old values, old traditions, old tradition, modern era, modern times, modern age, taunt, taunting, taunts, taunted, mock, mocking, mocks, mocked, make fun of, making fun of, made fun of, makes fun of, outdated, obsolete, obsolete values, obsolete traditions
"Have you ever considered getting braces?"
Tags:tiger, tigers, sabre tooth tiger, sabre tooth tigers, sabre toothed cat, sabre toothed cats, crooked teeth, crooked tooth, self-conscious, self-consciousness, mock, mocks, mocking, animals, prehistoric animals, prehistoric, dental, dentistry, dental braces, braces, tooth straightening, make fun, makes fun, making fun, bully, bullies
"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, manly, masculine, masculinity, breakfast, breakfasts, manliness, emasculates, emasculating, accountant, accountants, accounting, number cruncher, number crunchers, number crunching, wuss, wussy, mock, mocks, mocking, waitress, waitresses, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, breakfast special, breakfast specials
"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."
Tags:retirement, retirement party, retirement party, office party, office parties, incompetence, incompetent worker, incompetent workers, gag reel, gag reels, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, tease, teases, teasing, party, parties, greatest hits, greatest hits reel, greatest hits reels, career, careers, long career, long careers
"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"
Tags:death ray, death rays, inventor, inventors, inventing, invention, inventions, belittle, belittles, belittling, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, couple, couples, husband, husbands, diminish, diminishes, demean, demeans, demeaning, take over the world, takes over the world, finish, finishes, finishing, mock, mocks, mocking, doubt, doubts, doubter, doubters, unsupportive, supervillain, supervillains, support