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"Yes, and the fact that you've been an outstanding employee for twenty-five years is going to look great on your résumé."
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"If they knew what an honest, decent, Loyal employee you were they'd want you to embezzle a few dollars."
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'I'm starting to think they really are taking over.'
'Man! He got it again!'
"You want Fratkin? Do you know how much we invested in this person?"
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
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"I think the government's taken this give a 'hoodie' a job scheme a step too far."
"I don't care how dull jack is. All work and no play sounds good to me."
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'Sir, beside the usual two week vacation, do you grant time off for good behavior?'
"This genetically modified employee is fantastic!! Now we just have to cure him of ruminating in the canteen!"
"Congratulations 76, you finally made employee of the month."
"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."
'Within the last months, you worked perfectly and I've got nothing to blame you for. Do you hate me for something in particular?'
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'Halberstam became 'Employee of the Year' because he died behind his desk instead of calling in sick. What a bloody swot!'
"I can't remember where we recruited this one, but he's particularly good at tweeting."
'Your husband was a model employee. Not only did he work hard and fast, but he died three days after he retired so that the company saved on his pension payments.'
'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'
'I'm sacked?! But you called me a model employee.'
'Oops. Wrong envelope.'
Elf of the Month
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Employer of the Month