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Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"Do these abs make me look gay?"
Tags:model, modelling, models, fit, fitness, keeping fit, staying fit, getting fit, in shape, self image, self conscious, self absorbed, conceited, vain, vanity, body, body shape, body type, fashion, fashionista, in fashion, in style, trend, trendy, trending, stylish, self esteem, self confidence, confidence, body image, coming out, image conscious
Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog
"Gee, I really like this one, too!"
Tags:fashions, model, modelling, changing room, changing rooms, shop, shopping, shoppers, shopper, 2-d, two dimensional, 2 dimensional, dress up doll, paper doll, paper dolls, shallow, shallowness, changing fashions, trend, trends, fashion trends, salesperson, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales person, sales woman, sales women, cardboard doll, cardboard dolls, cardboard cut-out, consumerism, consumer, consumers, capitalism, choice, too much choice, overchoice, superficial
A man carves a totem pole
"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"
"I hate Fashion Week."
Tags:fashion week, fashion weeks, fashions, fashionable, model, models, modeling, modelling, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, catwalk, catwalks, fashion designer, fashion designers, designer, designers, baseball coach, baseball coaches
"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."
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"There's no better high than the high from high fashion."
"Sorry, I don't DO political cartoons."
Catwalk The Plank
Tags:pun, puns, punny, pirate, pirate ships, pirate ship, yarr, walk the plank, plank, the plank, capital punishment, sentence to death, model, models, modelling, fashion, fashionable, fashions, runway, runways, catwalk, cat-walk, cat walk, pose, posing, poses, strut, strutting, couture, coutures, fashion show, fashion shows, parody, parodied, parodies
The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
Tags:rap, rapper, rappers, raps, rapping, music, musicians, musician, musical, age, ageing, aged, old, old age, older, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 90s, 90s kids, 1990s, 1990, 90s kids, underwear, underwears, underwear model, underwear models, models, fashion models, fashion model, modelling, old man, old men, ravage, ravages of time, faux pas, fashion faux pas, out dated, out-dated
"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
Tags:pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, chatting up, vain, vanity, superficial, superficiality, attractive, attractiveness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fit, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, beach, beaches, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, los angeles, la, l.a., model, models, modeling, modelling, single life, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, beach bar, beach bars
"This is where things started getting really weird."
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"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
Tags:sleeze, sleaze, sleazy, creep, creepy, creeps, miss world, miss america, miss universe, miss united states, beauty, beautiful, model, models, modelling, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, pageants, pageantry, women, woman, mayor, mayorial, sash, sashes, indicative, indicate, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, oogle, oggle
"Now, try to think of yourself in a silver frame on a piano in the twenty-first century."
Fashion Show Directions
"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."
"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."
Tags:photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, model, models, influencer, influencers, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, famous people, fashion, studio, studios, modeling, modelling, pose, poses, posing, facial expression, facial expressions, environment, environmental issues, nature, planet, planet earth, earth, mother nature, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, global warming, climate change, environmental destruction, camera, cameras, fake, pretentious, false, insincere, deception, manipulation, advertising, marketing, business, looks can be deceiving, modern life
'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'
"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"
Tags:mug shot, mug shots, mugshot, mugshots, prison, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, model, models, modelling, modeling, pose, poses, posing, expression, expressions, facial expression, facial expressions, police, record, records, fashion shoot, fashion, criminal record, criminal records, modern life