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Induction day at the modern art gallery was proving to be heavy going for Sam. . .
"The edges are nice and hard, but your colors aren't icky enough."
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'Don't laugh. Your investing here helped pay for it.'
Art Museum field trip.
Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.
'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'
Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.
'You're right, Fiona, his artwork does make you look at things in a different way.'
'That's quite a loose style you've got there, Mrs. Fernbush!'
'Say, I like that! What is it?'
'Yes, I won an award because of my services for modern arts. I quit acting, singing, writing and painting.'
'Oooh, these philistines! They placed my work of art upside down!'
Artist paints his Paint Palettes.
Paint fight art!
'I'm not sure I like being seen through an artist's eye.'
Interpretation of Art.
'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'
Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku
Modern Art Warning
'Do you prefer his 'Unix period' or his 'Windows period'?'
'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'
I thought I was irrelevant.