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The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet
"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
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"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"
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"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."
"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."
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"Can I get you something to eat?"
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"I just feel like it's important NOT to make good eye contact when communicating."
'Quality time, Gloria?'
'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'
'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'
'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'
'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'
Propeller beanies make fun happen!
'My life coach traded me.'
'Facebook knows me better than you do.'
"It was love at first sight. She married him without even googling him!"
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"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"
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"Maybe this is the coffee talking, but we could go back to my place, do some paperwork, and then binge-watch "Borgen".
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
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"Just think darling, if I hadn't accidently swiped right, we might never have met."
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'It's a combination GPS/Dating app. It guarantees you'll find the person you're looking for.'
"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."