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The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet
"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."
Tunnel of Love
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"Down, girl. He only got 2 out of 5 stars."
"Flirting: past & present."
"Our online relationship working. He keeps getting caught in my spam filter."
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"It's been nice, but I really have to be getting back to my own virtual reality."
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
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"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
"Oh, my God! You don't have Netflix?"
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
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"Don't worry, I've been tested."
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"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"
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"No one ever believes me when I say I'm just looking for love."
"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."
"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."
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"Can I get you something to eat?"
"I just feel like it's important NOT to make good eye contact when communicating."
'Quality time, Gloria?'
'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'
'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'
'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'
'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'
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