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"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."
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"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."
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"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."
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"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."
"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"
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Modern relationships on mailboxes.
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"I'm getting a preemptive divorce."
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"I just realized, Howard, that everything in this apartment is more sophisticated than we are."
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"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."
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"We have an arrangement."
"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
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Spark Notes Wedding Vows
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"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."
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"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."
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"Honey! We're home!"
"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."
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"Dennis, I would like to talk to you for a minute-off-line."
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"Aw, baby! Those forces of evil are relentless!"
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"Perhaps you're forgetting our agreement: 'Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.' "
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"How did work go today? Read my blog."
"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."
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Friday night was always sext night.
"Of course, I'll marry you, Tom!! That's assuming you'll sign a prenup!"