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"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock
"Living apart, seeing other people and having nothing to do with each other has made our marriage stronger."
"You texted me, how sweet...happy anniversary to you too, dear!"
"Before we take this any further, Juliet, I'd like you to sign this pre-doomed love affair agreement."
"We met through Secular Humanist Mingle."
"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"
"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."
Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.
'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'
'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'
"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."
'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'
'Do you, Optimus_email@example.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'
"But I did give you my answer, David....Didn't you check your email?"
"Marriage? This is so sudden, Tommy...we've only lived together for three years!"