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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
"It's cool, but you kinda miss the trumpet fanfare, right?"Sign: "WELCOME JOSH!"
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, welcome, welcoming, st. peter's gate, entering heaven, entrance, entrances, enter heaven, dead, death, dying, fanfare, trumpet, trumpets, billboard, billboards, lights, name in lights, modern life, modernising, modernizing, modernisation, modernization, innovation, progress, technology, arrival, arrivals, new arrival, new arrivals
'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.
First day of school.
'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'
Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'
'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the advantages of Direct Debit?'
'Now drag the mouse over the cat food dish icon and double click.'
"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."
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"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, pencil sharpener, pencil sharpeners, electric pencil sharpener, electric pencil sharpeners, shocked, surprised, professional, professionals, sacrosanct, tools of the trade, modernisation, modernization
"Great flash mob, isn't it?"
Tags:roman catholicism, roman catholics, modern times, modernisation of the church, modernisation, vatican, pope francis, jorge mario bergoglio, pope benedict, joseph ratzinger, flash mob, flash mobs, francis, pope francis, ratzinger, benedict, modern life, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, modernise, modernises, modernising
Megabyte Information Processing Center.
'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'
"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
Tags:hansel and gretel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, german fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brother grimm, trail of breadcrumbs, breadcrumbs trail, gentrification, gentrify, gentrifying, modern life, modernisation, moderising, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, crouton, croutons, middle class, middle classes, middle-class, middle-classes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, crow, crows
'Where were the wise women?'
Tags:christmas, christmas, x-mas, xmas, church, preacher, preachers, sermon, sermons, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, pastor, pastors, wise men, magi, christmas story, feminism, equality, called out, calling out, modernisation, modernization, up to date, children, asking, difficult questions, sexist, sexists, feminist, feminists, sermon, sermons
'We've been told to put more of our services online!'
Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone
Modernizing A Horse
'I'll fix you! But Good!'
Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'
Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.
Metro Expansion Plans.
'For two days this week, everything went as promised.'
'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'